The More You Gnome

Week of 4/30/17

How do I get my boots to stop smelling like puddles?

Harness the power of the sun to burn the undesirable odors away from your dominion.

How do I pass my midterms?

Tl;dr Wikipedia

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter, by being a self-starter, by fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of. The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter. Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned. Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain…


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